Monday, January 16, 2012

john watson, p.i.?

After I dropped Sherlock at school this morning, I went to talk to the young woman Mrs H told me about.

Obviously, there's a lot about it that I can't say, and I've been trying to think how to talk about it. This is going to be about 80% true in substance and about 80% made up in the details. It'll sound a bit like a Victorian novel, but I think it'll work.

Mary's in her early twenties, just out of university, with some sort of computer science degree. She told me about it. I won't pretend I understood. She'd probably get on well with Mycroft.

Three months ago, her mum disappeared. She'd been on a business trip to Paris. She left her hotel one morning and never came back. Mary didn't realise anything was wrong until the police called her. All her mother's things were still in the room. The police found the cafe where she'd had breakfast that morning. After that, nothing.

A week later, Mary got a pearl in the post. Small box, brown paper wrapping. She showed it to me, not that I could make anything of it. I imagine it's been checked for fingerprints and so on. Mrs H certainly doesn't need me for that. Two weeks after that, there was another pearl, and another two weeks after that, and so on.

The most recent one came with directions - turn right, go a quarter mile, take the third left - not those actual directions, but things like that. Which might've been helpful if you knew where to start from. Mary and I started from her flat, but the directions had us turning right and walking 20 paces through a brick wall...not that helpful.

That's about as far as we got today. She thinks her mum is alive and responsible somehow for the pearls and the directions, suspects the directions may be code of some sort, and resents the French police and Mrs H for not taking it all more seriously. I can't blame her, but Mrs H doesn't do anything by accident, so there must be some reason she sent me. Just need to figure out what it is. 

92 comments:

Greg Lestrade said...

Because you're amazing.

Or that's my theory, anyway :)

John H. D. Watson said...

Heh. Well, I like it personally... But I don't think Mrs H shares your opinion somehow.

Greg Lestrade said...

Mmm, fairly sure she does.

Can talk it over tonight, if you want? If I'm allowed to know?

John H. D. Watson said...

You're allowed to know what I know - which isn't that much, but I'll tell you about it when you get home.

Greg Lestrade said...

Okay. Sounds horrible for her. I hope you can help.

John H. D. Watson said...

I hope you can help too, frankly. I'm a bit lost.

Greg Lestrade said...

I'll try, Watson, PI.

Anonymous said...

John, if she didn't think you were amazing, I doubt that she would place her children in your care. Not everyone can handle raising two genius children without the same grace, patience, and love that you do...even when they do bring degus to the breakfast table.

I'm sure between Greg and you, the two of you will help Mary find her mother. And maybe we (your loyal followers) can chip in with ideas too. =)

~A from NW

REReader said...

Very horrible in personal terms and very intriguing in, well, puzzle terms, if that's the right word? There are certainly any number of possible options for a starting place, beginning with the mother's flat. Or a place important to both the mother and the daughter? (That's assuming Mary is right about her mother being the one sending the pearls...)

Bronwyn said...

Have you tried substitution ciphers? Sometimes one letter can mean another - or an entire word occasionally. Couldn't hurt. Some people even use symbols instead of letters.
Good luck,
Bronwyn

Greg Lestrade said...

Anyone got the number for Bletchley Park?

DW said...

02633-727387

Anonymous said...

DW ... Just how arrested would we be if someone were to call that number?

/innocent bystander comment

=D

~A from NW

DW said...

Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Doc was a murder suspect, and look how that turned out for him.

(Considering it's just 0-CODES-ARE-US, I doubt very)

Now I know how you feel, Lestrade, when your good character is maligned. :)

Greg Lestrade said...

Hah, I thought it was the number for Bletchley, so checked, and got confused when it wasn't...

:)

Anonymous said...

Hey, I was not maligning your character! I was merely...being cautious.

<3

~A from NW

DW said...

I was amused when it worked out to be an 02 number. :D

Greg Lestrade said...

I did get a bit confused that it didn't follow a UK area code, but thought, for Bletchley, they'd let it have a special number! hah.

DW said...

Fair enough, AfNW (afffnew?), given the stories I've been telling about events I've...heard about. No worries. :)

Anonymous said...

DW - You've certainly heard a lot of funny stories that are worth sharing.

Dare I ask you to coin a nickname for me? A is supposed to stand for Anon, and NW for my location.

~ A from NW (who is completely trusting and innocent)

DW said...

I'm sure I'm not creative enough.

Guys? A little help?

Greg Lestrade said...

Afraid in my head you're always AnoNW, A! Not very catchy...

REReader said...

Wait, were the directions in a code? Did I miss that through being mostly...not really awake?

DW said...

Naptime, RR? :)

REReader said...

Just answered you on L's blog, DW...

(I'm really not quite with it, I'm afraid... )

DW said...

AfNW, maybe we need to know more about you? Likes and dislikes? Puppies? Long walks on the beach? Sunsets? Bubble baths? Motorcycles?

Anonymous said...

Hmmm... what to say without accidentally causing awkward questions from government officals down the road?

Puppies are adorable (unfortunately allergic), so kitties are an equally adorable substitute. I read too much, don't laugh enough (supposedly), enjoy long walks on the beach, and am quite enchanted by sunsets. I would love to travel for a living and figure out how to cook without setting anything on fire. Oh, and if I say something that can be interpreted in two different ways, I always (usually) mean it in the most innocent ways possible.

That enough to go on, DW? :)

~A from NW (maybe I should just stick with this?)

Greg Lestrade said...

Oh, and if I say something that can be interpreted in two different ways, I always (usually) mean it in the most innocent ways possible.

No one ever believes that when I say it.

REReader said...

No one believes anyone when they say it, even when it's true.

DW said...

Annie? Annew? Newsie?

I got nothing.

No one ever believes that when I say it.

I believe you. Just like you believe my innocent bystander status.

REReader said...

I, on the other hand, believe almost anything.

Greg Lestrade said...

Ha, oddly enough, I'd almost believe you if you said you always meant to be innocent, too.

REReader said...

I, I will have you know, rarely realize that things I say can even HAVE a double meaning until after I type them.

And sometimes not even then.

Greg Lestrade said...

To be fair, I think I can twist most things to have a double meaning. So you'd be forgiven.

DW said...

I think you might have been a fighter pilot in a previous life, Lestrade, with your capability for entendre and double entendre.

RR, I have to admit sometimes I forget you're so credulous. The internet really needs a new font for sarcasm. :)

REReader said...

Could we maybe call it trusting? I'd prefer to be trusting. :)

REReader said...

(Also a bit overly literal at times.

Okay, maybe a lot overly literal at times.)

Anonymous said...

I had a very sheltered childhood. I almost killed my college roommate (death by choking on water) when I innocently asked her about fudge. I was talking about the candy. She... wasn't.

So now I studiously avoid all conversation that includes candy-making and sweets. It's just...safer for everyone that way. I don't get traumatized; no one risks hospitalization.

Now as to why I'm reading this family-friendly blog... well. I'm just an innocent bystander now, aren't I? :)

~A from NW

DW said...

As you like. :)

Captcha wants you to know it's all "welativ" ;)

Anonymous said...

Exactly! I do this all the time! Except I've learned to always double and triple-check before I hit post nowadays...

~ A from NW

Greg Lestrade said...

Ha! Nicky was very innocent the first time someone yelled a fudge-related insult at me... She thought I'd got a new job. Sweet little sister.

DW, it is indeed.

Now, I should find someone to drag me to bed.

REReader said...

Hahaha on your captcha DW.

I am now embarrassed to say that I have absolutely no idea what you lot mean about fudge. (No, not faking here, or sarcastic, or anything--I just don't know. *blush*)

DW said...

Are you looking for volunteers, Lestrade? 'cause I'm sure you could get some to hand.

I'm just an innocent bystander now, aren't I? :)

I'm starting to see a trend, here... :P

Greg Lestrade said...

Don't be embarrassed.

You don't hear it much now - these days people go for a more direct insult, I find - but when I was a lad people used to refer to gay blokes as 'fudge packers'. And I'll let Google explain it to you further :)

Anonymous said...

RR - You don't want to know. Trust me, you don't. I've had it explained to me more than once. I always promptly erase the information.

Fudge is a sweet-tasting candy. Our lives will not be worse for only having that definition.

~A from NW *shoves Greg in John's direction*

John H. D. Watson said...

I should find someone to drag me to bed.

That's what I'm here for.

Greg Lestrade said...

Ahh..sorry. yeah, fudge. Lovely. Maybe just don't Google.

Greg Lestrade said...

Why do I feel like you've appeared on your own blog just when I've dragged the tone right down??

Anonymous said...

Oops. Maybe I mixed it up with shrubbery.

Yeah, I rarely talk about gardening with my friends as well. People are...very inventive when it comes down to it...

REReader said...

Too late, I already googled as directed!

John H. D. Watson said...

It's not as far down as it has been, I expect it'll survive.

...I can't think of any explanation of shrubbery that's all that bad.

Greg Lestrade said...

Ah well, RR, you're getting an education. Of sorts.

I think you should start dragging, Danger.

Going to go topless again tonight? ;)

REReader said...

Ah well, RR, you're getting an education. Of sorts.

Knowledge is good. :D

John H. D. Watson said...

L - maybe. You won't know till you close the internet and get in bed...

Greg Lestrade said...

Ooh, you're a hard man, doc :)

Right, I declare this internet closed.

(speaking of, Danger, you owe the lovely readers some floristry frolics)

REReader said...

Sweet dreams, guys!

DW said...

Ooh, you're a hard man, doc :)

I'm sure if you have anything to say about it...

'night, guys.

ginnyvos said...

Right, so I really can't ignore a good puzzle... So have an idea or two (Or four)

One, I'd go for either the hotel or the cafe in Paris. Another place that seems to do well in the classics is childhood homes .

Two, if there's several sets of directions, try using different combinations... So try first the first, than the second, etc. but also different combinations.

Three, figure out what the pearls could be related to; Is there anyone she knows that likes pearls like that? Can they be stringed together or are they rough? What sort of places sell them?

Four, are they being delivered by a postal service, or just left on her doorstep? IN the first case, international or local delivery? You should be able to trace that, right? in the second case, whoever is leaving them is definitely local... Maybe a hidden camera on the spot where they're left?

... or something. Hope this helps?

Greg Lestrade said...

Hope work os going okay, Doctor Gorgeous.

Don't let any ill people cough on you, I want you in top fettle for my days off! (yes, I am that selfish.)

John H. D. Watson said...

It was all right, tried my best not to get coughed on. I seemed to get all the minor injuries as opposed to minor illnesses anyway.

How was court?

Greg Lestrade said...

Averagely tedious. Sally made fun of me for wearing my bike boots with my suit, my team did okay, just a few more days before summing up, I'd say.

So...we'll run on Thursday and Fri, right? ;)

John H. D. Watson said...

I'm sure no one noticed. Well, apart from Sally.

Right, I'm sure we will. We'll be well exercised by Saturday.

REReader said...

(ai don't know whether to feel guilty or effective!)

REReader said...

"ai" was meant to be an upper case "I". *sigh*

Greg Lestrade said...

No one would have, if she hadn't pointed it out. Not like anyone important can see my feet when I'm in the box.

RR - we always intend to go! But between dropping Sherlock off and picking him up time is limited. And some people will take up half of it getting holes punched in them :)

John H. D. Watson said...

Will you be wanting a belly button ring next?

Greg Lestrade said...

Definitely not. I'm entirely happy to stop with what I've got.

When I was younger I had my ears done a few times, but I'll just stick to one now. And nowhere else appeals.

John H. D. Watson said...

Mary's got the webbing between her thumb and index finger pierced. It's quite a look.

REReader said...

Yikes! A piercing in the hand sounds very risky to me--it could get caught on almost anything there!

Greg Lestrade said...

Do you enjoy seeing me in pain or something?

Thought I'd attack those coconuts tonight (not a euphemism) and make a curry. If you want yours portioned off to add a million chillies to i'll buy you some on my way home. Just don't expect me to chop them.

John H. D. Watson said...

It wasn't a suggestion! Interesting, that's all.

I am so glad it's not a euphemism. Curry sounds wonderful, and yes please on the million chillies. Happy to chop them myself.

Greg Lestrade said...

Sounds like it'd play havoc with braking/clutch, anyway.

Chop them, then keep your deadly hands away from me. And all my things. I might just put you in isolation.

And don't let Sherlock see if the degu like it, as he does with most things these days. They'd probably spontaneously combust.

Be leaving soon. Got a bit of a headache.

John H. D. Watson said...

See you soon, love.

Anon Without A Name said...

Sometimes you just have to live dangerously, ReRe :-p

Enjoy your coconuts, gents.

Greg Lestrade said...

RR, I always think the most dangerous is when both parties have... private piercings. Could get in a painful tangle!

REReader said...

You all just enjoy seeing me wince, don't you...

*winces anyway*

Greg Lestrade said...

That's why John's getting that done, and I'm not...

:)

John H. D. Watson said...

I have exactly the number of holes in my body I ever intend to have, thanks.

REReader said...

I've got holes in my ears and that's enough for me. :)


Backing up a bit...
Sally made fun of me for wearing my bike boots with my suit,

I wear workboots most of the winter, no matter what else I'm wearing. (That way when I get stepped on while riding the subways, I don't even notice.) I think it looks just fine. :D

Greg Lestrade said...

Mm, and such nice holes too.

I have to admit they do look silly, RR. But I don't care. I wear a tie that everyone can see, so trade it off with boots they won't know about.

REReader said...

If you wear them like you mean them as a fashion statement, they will look like a fashion statement. It's all in the attitude.

(And if no one can see them, they don't count. :D)

Greg Lestrade said...

Nah, they looked exactly what they were - bloke who couldn't be bothered to take smart shoes with him on his bike :)

REReader said...

You'll never be a trend-setter with that mindset! :D

Greg Lestrade said...

Hey, I've done my time on the front line of fashion, as the photos John keeps procuring show. I assure you, not many boys in my village dared go out in their mum's eyeliner. Got the scars to prove it, too.

REReader said...

Ha! Point. But you know, fashion does not stand still....

Anon Without A Name said...

Ah, boys in eyeliner. *nostalgia*

It wasn't just boys who liked boys who wore eyeliner.

Desert Wanderer said...

"Got the scars to prove it, too."

:(



On a happier note, your captcha just called you "shagish" as in "worthy of being shagged"

Greg Lestrade said...

Nameless - I know! But the village wasn't exactly enlightened. And anyway, everyone knew I was gay. And once they did...well, sometimes I kept my head down, but sometimes I was obnoxiously in-your-face. If you can believe such a thing.

DW - Danger is the only one who can say if that's true :)

REReader said...

sometimes I was obnoxiously in-your-face. If you can believe such a thing.

Mmmmmm....nope, cannot imagine. *bats own eyelashes*

John H. D. Watson said...

It's definitely true. I think I could prove it scientifically at this point.

Greg Lestrade said...

Hah, I'm wondering if I'll ever get any ever again when you see my latest blog post.

I might go and lock myself in the bathroom...I mean, have a shower.

REReader said...

Hee!

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