Monday, September 30, 2013

so, that happened

I finished Stiff and found it...more or less appropriate for Sherlock, although probably not for most eight year olds. Mrs N has volunteered me to help her take Sherlock's class to the Museum of Natural History, which should be...exciting.

It was odd, if nice, getting to work with L. Of course I know he does the same job as the rest of the police I work with (more or less), but I hardly ever get to see him actually doing it. Although, as he pointed out, by the time I got there, he was mostly done and asleep on his feet. It was hard work not to kiss his forehead and tell him to take a nap, but I restricted myself a hopefully non-embarrassing hug. So relieved the boy was all right - frightened, of course, but mainly all right.

Sorry this is so short. I feel all out of things to say recently. 

93 comments:

Greg Lestrade said...

Just check his pockets if you go to the bit with the precious stones...

We have been given an open invite to go ice skating in our uniforms... for a very good cause, but sadly in Bristol.

http://running4refuge.wordpress.com/2013/09/25/skating4refuge-update/

John H. D. Watson said...

I'm more worried toppled over spirit jars or dinosaur skeletons...I keep picturing the last scene of Bringing Up Baby.

Excellent cause. Quite a drive though, yeah. I hope they do manage to set a world record.

Greg Lestrade said...

ah, yes... how many of them are going? Just his class?

You weren't embarrassing at all. You were perfect. And are an excellent FME.

You got a shift this week?

John H. D. Watson said...

I hope it's just his class! Any more than that, and we'll need reinforcements...

Thanks, love. I'm so glad it all turned out all right.

Yeah, Thursday night. You said you'd be home during the day, right?

Greg Lestrade said...

I didn't know if there was an army of parents been recruited...

Anyway, leaving now. anything we need?

And yes, home all day and night Thursday

John H. D. Watson said...

Nothing we need except you, no.

Sherlock said...

And a black tailed prairie dog I need one.

Greg Lestrade said...

I am on my way.

I will not be bringing a prairie dog with any colour tail...

Joolz said...

Why do you need a prairie dog, Sherlock. Your degus might get jealous. :)

pandabob said...

school trips are amazing fun, its nice of Mrs N to let you share the joy John ;-)

Sherlock said...

I just wanted some to look at and maybe keep I think they would get on with the degus but John and Lestrade said no and anyway where would they get one but John said maybe there would be a stuffed one in the museum.

REReader said...

Aw, a class trip to the Museum should be fun (even if it turns out unexpectedly exciting)!

I keep picturing the last scene of Bringing Up Baby.

I LOVE THAT MOVIE! It's the the ultimate screwball comedy, especially that last scene... :D

What is it that you need a black-tailed prairie dog for, Sherlock? (Aside from it looking really cute in the pictures I found.)

REReader said...

Ooops, sorry--I see you answered while I was typing. (I also found some videos online if that would be useful?)

Anonymous said...

I ride my bike past a lot of prairie dogs, Sherlock. They're bigger than they look. Almost the size of rabbits. And they would almost certainly burrow in the furniture.

Ella

Small Hobbit said...

It was very kind of Mrs N to think of inviting you on their school trip, John. Clearly she believes you are one of those creatures with eyes in the backs of their heads.

Greg Lestrade said...

Well, one Sherlock-a-few-years-ago equals at least 5 other kids, I reckon? Plus he can glare them into submission, which is handy if you want to be quiet in a museum...

Remind me to make sure I'm at work on the day this is happening...

Joolz said...

Sorry this is so short. I feel all out of things to say recently.

You're probably just readjusting to all the big changes in your life recently, John. You had all the build up, excitement and joy of the wedding and also starting your new job which is exciting, but can also be a bit traumatic with some of the things you have to see and treat, as Greg can attest to, not to mention all the general stresses and strains of your main job looking after the boys, so it only makes sense that you've got to find your own level again.
Why not try and spend the rest of the week (in between both of you getting the necessary sleep for your night shifts) having a few daytime trips out (or staying in) and spend some quality time, just you and your husband, enjoying each others company. I can think of nothing better for reviving the spirits than having a good man at your side - (or your back, or front, oops stop it now!). :)

Sherlock said...

REReader I've seen lots of videos that how I know I want one.

Ella please could you get me one if there are loads or maybe about 9 so they're not lonely and I can't tell you our address so please put them in a nice box with food and water and air and send them to New Scotland Yard, Broadway, London SW1H 0BG thank you.

Greg Lestrade said...

John is now paralytic with laughter and Sherlock is sulking, because I have been forced to tell him I will refuse all deliveries of creatures to the yard.

REReader said...

Ah, how silly of me. (I was watching a few of the videos myself, at the ARKive.org website--I like the one of the young best. It's a pretty cool site altogether!)

pandabob said...

I'd thought the suspicious package people would be in overdrive if a box full of living creatures turned up at work addressed to you Greg!

I love the initiative though Sherlock, its a good thought ;-)

John H. D. Watson said...

I would almost like to see what happened if the yard got a delivery of prairie dogs...

REReader said...

(That was in response to Sherlock, not L, I'm sorry! I get way slowed down trying to read the captchas.)

Greg Lestrade said...

...and now I have been forced to ask screening what they would do if a box full of animals turned up... they'll think I'm going mad!

Greg Lestrade said...

(I mean..forced to promise to ask. I am not phoning anyone up right now!!)

REReader said...

I would quite like to know the answer to that, too!

*going back to watching video of polar bears at ARKive.org*

pandabob said...

There's be full station lockdown and calling in military back up at the very least I would have thought ;-)

Greg Lestrade said...

Ha - I imagine they'd just give the RSPCA a call and all start Googling to work out what the creatures were, to be honest...

Greg Lestrade said...

John and I just had to do a pincer movement to finally snare Sherlock and get him to bed.

REReader said...

And it's only Monday!

John H. D. Watson said...

L - once you've asked, if any small animals in boxes do show up, you know who'll be getting the blame...

Greg Lestrade said...

RR - I think it'll be the same most nights, because he knows John and I will both be around in the day. I imagine the school run will be a joy, too.

Danger - I know!! But I'm powerless against his pleading look when I've already refused him other things.

I got a pat on the back today from the Super, for the case. And some bizarre speech about goldfish bowls.

John H. D. Watson said...

...Goldfish bowls?

Greg Lestrade said...

I didn't pretend to understand it. Maybe it's the new 'thinking outside the box'?

Apparently I 'reached beyond the goldfish bowl'... maybe he's just glad I can remember things for more than 3 seconds? Or maybe I should join the water police...

John H. D. Watson said...

Well...at least he's pleased. That's nice, I suppose.

Greg Lestrade said...

It was lovely. I did mention a particularly excellent FME... ;)

I think he just forgets I'm not high enough up the ranks to have gone to the corporate-speak seminars yet.

For most goldfish, you'd think reaching beyond the bowl would be a bad idea..

John H. D. Watson said...

Sherlock told me a joke the other day... There's two goldfish in a tank. One goldfish looks at the other and says, I can't drive this thing!

REReader said...

hee!

Greg Lestrade said...

... maybe the Super thought I was a fish out of water? ;)

Hey, any of you commenters who own ovaries, you should read this - groundbreaking scientific breakthrough! Or...something.

http://english.alarabiya.net/en/variety/2013/09/28/Driving-affects-ovary-and-pelvis-Saudi-sheikh-warns-women.html

REReader said...

Maybe your Super was trying to say you deal very well with the public?

...Oh, of course. Being a passenger in a car, however, has no such effect. (?)

Greg Lestrade said...

RR - I've no idea what he was trying to say. Although I'd hope that it sort of went unsaid that officers were good at dealing with the public...it is our job!

REReader said...

Extra good, I meant. But who knows?

Anonymous said...

Sherlock--Do you have an estimate of the mortality rate of prairie dogs in boxes? I'm assuming you want nine alive ones, so I'm thinking I need to get at least 20 in the box?

Lestrade--Yeah, the goldfish bowl thing made me think of nothing so much as beta fish that will apparently jump out of their water and overtop their bowls if you fill the bowl up too high. Which....whatever bowl you're in, please stay there, as the environment seems to suit you. No need for leaping.

Ella

Greg Lestrade said...

Ella - I think he was hoping you were an expert at packing them for international shipping and he'd get nine out of nine alive...

And don't worry, I'm completely content in my bowl. Will be even more content if John makes me a coffee...let me focus a winning smile on him ;)

Joolz said...

How did your efforts at smile focusing go, Greg. Have you had a nice morning together & how did Senor Prairie Dog go off to school this morning. :)

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking the London Zoo may be your most immediate source of prairie dogs, Sherlock. I'm running into a lot of logistical complications on my end.

Lestrade--you trust other people to make your coffee? You're mad, sir. Mad.

Ella

Greg Lestrade said...

Ella - he is well trained ;)

Have just woken up from a glorious nap with my husband. Can't usually sleep in the day, but certain things manage to tire me out ;)

Joolz said...

Now that sounds like my kind of afternoon, you lucky things. ;)
Hope Sherlock isn't too manic when you go to pick him up. Mine's been off today because of the strike.

John H. D. Watson said...

but certain things manage to tire me out

I'm making a study of those things...

REReader said...

That could take quite a while, what with all the possible variables...but of course, anything for science. ;)

Greg Lestrade said...

Joolz - shhhh. We have so far kept the S word a secret, or he would have declared he was on s...

Sherlock said...

WHAT who didn't have to go to school???

Greg Lestrade said...

People who were very sad to miss out on a day of education. But also maybe glad teachers were standing up for quality in that education...

I'm being glared at.

Greg Lestrade said...

Sherlock is impervious to my winning smile and has declared us mean and unfair.

pandabob said...

Not everyone was off school today Sherlock, my eldest went and she learnt lots which I'm sure you did as well and I'd say that was more fun than having to sit quietly in the flat while Lestrade got his sleep :-)

Greg Lestrade said...

Well said, AnonyBob ;)

He is currently stomping around the living room in my bike boots, which are more like thigh-highs on him...

I will shortly pick him out of them so I can go to work.

REReader said...

It IS satisfyingly expressive to stomp around in the right sort of boots. :)

pandabob said...

I love it when the kids play grown ups with my shoes although one of the women at nursery does have Tiny convinced that her feet will grow mushrooms if she wears other people's shoes ;-)

Good luck with work, I hope it passes peacefully and only eventfully enough to make it morning quickly :-D

Greg Lestrade said...

already have 3 messages from Sherlock asking if I've asked about animals being posted to the yard yet... I feel I must answer this question carefully! (And Sherlock, I'm not even out of the garage yet!)

Joolz said...

Oops sorry, Greg, I didn't know the S word was forbidden. He had a really boring day, Sherlock, and wished he was at school the whole time. He certainly isn't going on an exciting class trip to the Natural History Museum with John either, so you'll be having much more fun.

Hope your night goes quickly, Greg and I hope certain people calm down so that your evening is a bit more peaceful, John.

Kestrel337 said...

Sherlock, the thing with missing school because the teachers are standing up for what they believe in, is that you do have to make up the instructional time. Here in the states there are laws about how many hours of instructional time the students are required to have. If you get too many unscheduled days off, for weather or strikes or epidemics (schools have closed because of 'flu), then you have to skip all the extras like field trips and movies and special projects. Just to make up the hours.

Greg Lestrade said...

Don't worry, Joolz. I have every faith in Danger's ability to corral the mutinous child!

Or he can bring him down here and I'll sling him in a cell with some cold cases. He'd probably solve them all by the time he got out.

Sherlock said...

I know you're not being serious BUT I COULD.

Greg Lestrade said...

I'm sure you'd help, yes. But sadly I can't go showing confidential casework to you. Sorry.

Are you enjoying the book John got you? Have you given him a very big thank you?

Sherlock said...

Yes it's good. It has lots of things in the chapter I'm reading about what happens to the soil under dead bodies when they decompose. I will read you some in the morning.

Greg Lestrade said...

wow. That sounds great. which day are you going to the museum? And do you think Mrs N needs any help at your swimming lessons this week, seeing as I'm off?

Greg Lestrade said...

Do you like this shirt?
http://www.1likenoother.co.uk/p-finfish_shirt-329

REReader said...

I think the floral stripe is nice, and the print trim is nice. Both together are a bit much--one or the other would be better.

(Hey, you asked! :))


That sounds like a most useful book, Sherlock, and quite interesting.

Sherlock said...

Yes are you going to get it? The museum isn't until a lot later and YES you should come to swimming lessons! Will you call and say good night? John says I have to brush my teeth now.

Greg Lestrade said...

Probably not... not sure when I'd wear it! I just like them. I like this one, too:

http://www.1likenoother.co.uk/p-mimosa_shirt-330

I'll call in a moment. Does John like the shirt?

pandabob said...

They are really nice shirts, not sure what you'd wear them for but that doesn't alter the fact they're nice :-)

Sleep well Sherlock :-)

REReader said...

Night night, Sherlock!

John H. D. Watson said...

I like it as long as I'm not the one wearing it. Not so sure about the second one though.

Greg Lestrade said...

There's another two I like...Java and Panther Bird.

Is it safe to call? Is his highness in bed? Can you slip him a mickey and sneak down the yard for a cuddle? ;)

Anon Without A Name said...

I like them - a bit more flowery than I'd wear, but mates of mine have shirts that are similar and look good in them.

N'night Sherlock!

John H. D. Watson said...

They'd look good on you. I like the darker blue one.

He is in bed, you may call at will. And don't think I'm not tempted...

Greg Lestrade said...

panther bird?

Good luck getting him to settle, he sounds wide awake!

He's going to need his own safari park when he's older, all the animals he wants to have.

John H. D. Watson said...

Cranebill I think?

He's talking about anteaters now.

Greg Lestrade said...

He just asked me for a giant tortoise!

Cranebill...yeah, not sure the blue would suit me? Would suit you...

Would you kill me if I ever lost my wedding ring?

John H. D. Watson said...

Maybe...not sure about the flowers.

Of course not. We could get another ring, can't get another you.

Greg Lestrade said...

Don't worry, I won't be surprising you with an expensive flowery shirts :)

Good. I just nearly swallowed it...made me wonder.

Anonymous said...

That's an ominous question.

Anon Without A Name said...

You nearly *swallowed* it? What on earth were you doing?

Greg Lestrade said...

Anon - less ominous than it could have been - it is firmly on my finger. Now.

Nameless...sort of...had it in my mouth? Well, between my lips, anyway.

Anonymous said...

did no one ever tell you it was dangerous to lick your own ring Lestrade?

John H. D. Watson said...

Heh. Well, that's not losing it exactly...you'd know where it was.

Greg Lestrade said...

Anon - It's fine, providing you know a good chiropractor! ;)
(Danger - physically possible??)

Danger - I would at first! But unless I carried a tupperware box around, in case I needed to...go...then I might lose track of it quite quickly!

Unknown said...

those are spiffy shirts. I think the ones that are mostly plain fabric, like Cranesbill, or nearly plain like Finfish, you should be able to wear like a normal dress shirt, right? the print fabric is just inside the collar band and the cuffs, so would not show. Unless there are rules for what you can wear to work. In which case any of them would be splendid for date night. :)
S

John H. D. Watson said...

Danger - physically possible??

I want to say no, but I've seen people some pretty astonishing things.

Greg Lestrade said...

S - I hardly ever wear a tie at work (sometimes, for court), so...probably a bit risky. No one wants to talk to an officer about a murder when it looks like I'm wearing a hawaiian shirt inside out. Date night, though... I'd buy one for our honeymoon...except I'm not sure I'll need any clothes for that ;)

Danger - True!

rsf said...

Those shirts are lovely.

L, why did you have your ring off your finger? Are you required to do that for mechanics or electronics or something? (I used to know guys who put their wedding rings on their dogtag chains when they were on duty so they couldn't catch their fingers on equipment because of the rings.)

Unknown said...

ah, you've got a point there. If you aren't using a tie to keep the neck closed, then yeah the hawaiian shirt thing could be inappropriate at a crime scene. For date night, you just want fun clothes to take off. :)
Aaaaaand... I'm thinking the tupperware box comment is one of those, if Greg says it you don't want to google it?
S

Greg Lestrade said...

Ha, no! I just meant, if I swallowed it and wanted it back I'd have to make sure it didn't...leave me without my noticing.

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