Wednesday, July 29, 2015

various pink things

It turns out it's actually impossible to get beetroot juice off of even a cooperative cat. Maf is now slightly pink and will be for some time.

Sherlock is going through a phase where he doesn't like beetroot - I'm sure he loved it just six months ago? - and attempted to feed it to the dogs. Not unsurprisingly, the dogs also don't enjoy beetroot. So there it was on the floor, and the story is understandable up until this point, but then I can only assume that Maf rolled in it, because she got herself absolutely covered and looked like a small reddish tiger when I found her lurking on top of  a bookcase.

I took her to the sink and did my best to get it off, but all I can really say I got for my efforts is that she doesn't smell like beetroot anymore and she isn't leaving smudges on the furniture.

It still went considerably better than the last time I tried to bathe a cat. I was looking after a neighbour's white Persian while she was away, and the cat (Pompom) tripped me up while I was carrying a plate of spaghetti and tomato sauce. Pompom was unhurt but quite covered in sauce. I sprained my ankle and spent the next two hours limping after her around the flat and finally wrapping the more dangerous parts of her in a towel while I rinsed her off. Maf was an angel by comparison. Definitely one of my better patients.

Also here's a photo I've been meaning to post for a while. Wild strawberries creeping into the allotment:


They're very tiny and very tart - or they were. They're long gone now. Birds and Sherlock finished them off ages ago. Which reminds me, I've worked out why our pink blueberry bush never makes any blueberries: it needs a mate. It can't pollinate itself. So we're working on that. I don't know if it can cross pollinate with normal blueberries, or what the results would be if it did (purple? magenta? probably just blue I would guess), but I'm trying to find another pink one. Sherlock is excited all over again. 

178 comments:

Greg Lestrade said...

Iv received an email from Sherlock saying you said we need to get bees. Im assuming you meant we needed them for pollination rather than you had decided our lives needed a few thousand more things to look after? At this point I remind you our cat is currently pink. I can only imagine what the bees might end up like.

John H. D. Watson said...

I'm fairly sure the bees already in existence at the allotment will do just fine, no need for any more, no matter how much Sherlock wishes otherwise. If he becomes a super villain I'm fairly sure he'll have an army of glitter bees.

Greg Lestrade said...

Would their sting kill you or make you a bit fabulous?

Kate said...

Nothing could make you more fabulous, especially since you've posted again.

Bees would be cool though. And pink bees would be spectacular.

John H. D. Watson said...

Both. Immediate death, but you'd make a fantastic looking corpse.

Greg Lestrade said...

That's all I want from death. Fabulous and possibly very amusing. Or to go with that saying - either be a great example or a horrible warning.

REReader said...

I can only assume that Maf rolled in it,

She wanted to look a bit fabulous, too. ;)

Greg Lestrade said...

Youre correct, Kate, nothing could make John more fabulous. Even doused in glitter. Is impossible.

Kestrel337 said...

I have rhinestone bees; does that make the mark for fabulosity?

REReader said...

I think rhinestone bees definitely reach the level of fabulosity, Kestrel!

Becca said...

I thought Mycroft might appreciate this video from the ISS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=39&v=Vx0kvxqgC1c

Mycroft said...

Lestrade - I daresay Sherlock will test your hypothesis, more than once.

Thank you, Becca. That is amazing. I would love to go to space - as I'm sure many people would.

Joolz said...

I agree with you, Mycroft, in fact I could almost see Sherlock taking that as a challenge. ;)

I'm glad you didn't get injured with this cat cleaning project, John. Hopefully a pink orange cat won't be quite as shocking as an orange white cat surely was, especially as it was someone else's.

Anonymous said...

I feel that persons who can post photos of wild strawberries could post a photo of a pink-sh cat. Though perhaps you wish to protect Maf's queenly dignity on the Internet?

*sigh* I will survive the deprivation.

Greatly cheered by discussion of fabulous corpses and genetically engineered (and/or magical) bees of hitherto unknown powers.

- fA

Anonymous said...

Becca - cool video.

Kestrel - glitter bees that you crafted yourself? If so, I'm impressed.

-fA

Anonymous said...

(Kestrel - oops, I meant rhinestone bees. My mind was obviously temporarily under the sway of the all-powerful and compelling universal glitter cloud.)

REReader said...

Glitter bees...thank you for the reminder! I was downtown today, walking past the Time Warner Center, and the sidewalks around it are just full of mica. The result is that on sunny days (such as today) the sidewalks looks like the glitter fairy set off explosions in all directions.

Kestrel337 said...

fA- Sadly, my skills do not (yet) run to stone setting. My rhinestone bees are purchased, and not even a thrift shop find. Just run-of-the-mill, off-the-rack earrings.

RR: I love the image of something so small and pretty in the hustle and bustle of the big city. Thanks for that.

Greg Lestrade said...

fA - Maf controls John's every move, so she wouldn't allow him to post a pic of her in her pinkness.

John, we're going out for a drink in Soho tonight - had a very good result today. You're welcome to join us. I'll text when we find a pub.

John H. D. Watson said...

Sounds good and congratulations!

Greg Lestrade said...

Ta. Life sentence, minimum 28 yrs. As good as it gets these days.

Sal's not so new fella is coming once he's clocked off too. WE might get some dinner out as well.

Anonymous said...

Congrats on a satisfactory sentence, L. I suppose you have to be all mature and supervisorial so you can't really dish on Sally's fella, but is this the one she met when his ambulance/EMT team got called out to one of your scenes? If so he has been around a while.

-fA

REReader said...

Congrats, L and team!

Dinner out sounds good, too. :)

Greg Lestrade said...

Too much bitter. Too much whiskey. Not enough ribs. And now John is making me walk home...

pandabob said...

Walking it off is supposed to be good for you isn't it? And a stroll with your husband, without demanding short people is a rare thing that should be fully enjoyed :-D

REReader said...

What Pandabob said. *nod*

Anonymous said...

Ah, Pandabob, you have the right attitude.

If you also listened to John about water and whatever you guys call ibuprofen, you probably will wake up fully functional this morning. And can be virtuously cheery to any drinkers on your team who lack their own private physician to guide them.

-fA

Greg Lestrade said...

Happily my team are all experienced drinkers who wouldn't date to show up in no condition to work. And I've got naproxen to take for my ankle still.

Sally said...

They wouldn't dare because you shout at them.

Greg Lestrade said...

I like to think it'll help them remember the next time.

Greg Lestrade said...

So sad to read about what happened at Pride in Jerusalem.

Also sad to read our own newspapers and their ability to completely ignore basic facts.

Anonymous said...

On my way to work this morning at a heavy pedestrian traffic corner on the edge of the university campus, there were a group (maybe 10-15) of white folk dressed up (as if for church) with signs saying "honk for traditional marriage." American flags, and one "one marriage = 1 man + 1 woman" banner. As best as I could tell sitting through my light changes, about one vehicle in 5 or 6 was honking for them.

I found that a dispiritingly high ratio. (I hope they found it a dispiritingly low one.) Gave them a "thumbs down" out my window.

The world. It keeps on turning. Onwards all.

- fA

REReader said...

Sad is right, L--that's not religion, that's just hatred and insanity. (Don't know what you were referring to re: the newspapers.)

fA--That is one kind of marriage, but I don't think that's what they meant. *sigh*

So how's Sherlock's vacation planning going?

Greg Lestrade said...

Newspapers was an entirely local issue, wherein they manage make a lack of information owing to an ongoing case into a sensationalist story with no bearing on the truth whatsoever - in fact reversing the roles of some parties entirely.

I'm being kept out of all holiday planning. There is whispering and erased browser histories all around me.

REReader said...

I thought that was called "fiction"!

(...Surprise! ;) )

Joolz said...

That's quite exciting though, to have it all sprung upon you like that. I'm sure John will be there to curb any major excesses but you know it will be something fun with Sherlock in charge. When are you off - is it next week or a bit later in the school hols?

Anonymous said...

You know it's SERIOUS when they bother to erase the browser history!

Bet it's a barrel of fun.

-fA

Small Hobbit said...

The holiday sounds very exciting. I'm sure the planners are enjoying themselves - have they started dropping hints of a totally unhelpful fashion yet?

Greg Lestrade said...

they've started answering questions in a totally unhelpful fashion.
"What sort of clothes will I need? I might buy some new stuff."

"Ones that fit?" "Ones that cover at least 10% of your body." "Ones you'll wear."

Lancs. Anon said...

Wow, that leaves you a vast amount of winding up potential I would say, especially if Mycroft is involved!

Greg Lestrade said...

Mycroft was the 10% answer. I threatened just to wear flip flops and a hat. He looked at me and told me I'd need to consider purchasing a large quantity of sun block too.

Lancs. Anon said...

From which you could conclude that it's somewhere warm, and probably not in this country, I think you could wander really very unclad round here at the moment without sun burn being your worry!

Greg Lestrade said...

you never know with Mycroft - he might just have been sowing false clues.

Anon Without A Name said...

Could be worse - he could have said you'd need to purchase a small amount of sun block...

Greg Lestrade said...

He may just have been implying I have a lot of stomach to cover....

Today we're supposed to be checking out the allotment...but so far have been to the park...

REReader said...

I hope that means it's a good day to be outside!

(It's lovely here now--but it's supposed to be near 90F later. We're having a very hot summer.)

Greg Lestrade said...

it's better than it has been, that's for sure. Warm, if not very sunny.

REReader said...

Warm is good! Did you make it out to the allotment in the end?

Greg Lestrade said...

We did. We have a bit of an onion/shallot glut. We'll be eating anything that's onion based for the foreseeable future.

REReader said...

I looooove sauteed onions...!

Lancs. Anon said...

All good recipes start: first fry an onion!

Anonymous said...

I can never decide whether onions or garlic are the most essential vegetable flavoring for good food.

It's hot here (in the middle of several weeks with temps in high 90s to low 100s F) but we had fewer days in that range in May through mid July than have been usual the last 7 or 8 years, so we're due. And unlike London, there are few buildings without air conditioning, so it's much less miserable than it would be there.

Maybe there are beaches in your future, L.

-fA

Greg Lestrade said...

we've plaited them and hung them up. Some plaits are far neater than others. And a dog tried to eat one, and was leapt upon by almost every member of the household. Except Maf, who leapt on top of the fridge. It was probably her fault.

REReader said...

She's the instigator, eh?

Kestrel337 said...

French onion soup is always a lovely thing.

Joolz said...

Is plaiting them supposed to keep them better or just a way of storing? I don't like raw onions but any form of cooked is delicious.

Was her ladyship enticing the dogs to try to stain them in onion juice to match her own beetroot. ;) Is she still pink or has it faded back to normal?

Have a great day everyone. Roll on the hols. :)

Greg Lestrade said...

Joolz - i think it helps to hang them, and plaiting is an easy way of doing that.

Her ladyship queen Maf of Watson is still a little pinkish, but the amount of her day spent washing herself is certainly making it fade fast.

Greg Lestrade said...

Aaaand I hate night call outs. Although I like riding around an empty London.

Anonymous said...

Hope you get the job done safely.

And I know what you mean, I was struck recently how much I like being out in my city after/before there's anyone much around.

-fA

Greg Lestrade said...

..received a text telling me to report to the sports store when I'm done... The mystery deepens.

Becca said...

There's something oddly peaceful about driving around in a city that's nearly empty in the middle of the night.

Just wanted to give everyone a heads up that I'm headed out tomorrow night to Alaska for two weeks, and will probably not have any internet. Adventures await!

Greg Lestrade said...

Have an amazing time, Becca! I hope we're not going to Alaska, as I've just been forced to choose some flippers, snorkelling gear and other beach essentials... I think Alaska might be a little nippy.

REReader said...

Alaska is supposed to be gorgeous, though--have fun Becca.

I would think any place where you need snorkeling gear would be an excellent place for a holiday.

(And the 4:00 am empty London put me in mind of this favorite song of Frank Loesser--4:00 am or so was his favorite time of day.)

Sherlock said...

it's going to be good where we're going because we looked at all the pictures and everything and it's going to be lots of fun and just wait until we get there

Anon Without A Name said...

Sounds fab, Sherlock - when do you go?

Sherlock said...

On Friday morning!

Greg Lestrade said...

(says the boy who was going to bed 15 mins ago....and hasn't yet left the lounge.)

Anonymous said...

Snorkeling gear pretty much does guarantee a fantastic vacation destination in my book. Well done Sherlock! (And his assistants.) Hope you see lots of pretty fishes.

Becca - Enjoy! I wouldn't want to live that far north but I did once go to Alaska in August and it was pretty amazing as a summer tourist destination.

- fA

Greg Lestrade said...

Mycroft even bought some of those beach/swimming shoes...although he shuddered a bit...so I'm piecing together the clues. He wouldn't need those if we were going somewhere sandy...

Anonymous said...

Or if it were sandy on the beach, but there were . . . not coral reefs, exactly, because you aren't supposed to walk on them, but reef-like protrusions into the water where you'd need protection. (There's a name for places like that. Google suggests "lava fingers" and has photos of Hawai'i as examples.)

Though Sherlock may be taking you to the outdoor pools to get you ready for snorkeling in Nordic fjords. If that's a thing.

That's my fodder for your guessing.

-fA

Desert Wanderer said...

Or your three favorite people are engaged in winding you up, and you really are going somewhere cold...

Anonymous said...

DW, I miss your input. You have no idea how much.

I can't believe John would countenance spending money on gear if it weren't going to see use . . . but I suppose it could be for some later holiday, perhaps the one after this one . . .

- fA

Kestrel337 said...

RR, I thought of that song, too.

Becca, hope Alaska is everything you are hoping it will be!

I sort of wish someone would plan a surprise vacay for me, although the planning was part of the fun.

Greg Lestrade said...

...and it turns out Sherlock was wrong. John reliably informs me we're going tomorrow night.... He's currently half-man, half-sentient laundry pile. I haven't seen him without laundry in his arms for a few days now...

REReader said...

When it comes to leaving for holidays, earlier is better!

Greg Lestrade said...

Yeah, can't complain. Sherlock has also announced we'll soend at least one night camping out. By the look in his face it was news to John...

REReader said...

Why should you get all the holiday surprises, after all? :)

Greg Lestrade said...

Well, now the tube strike is officially on again I'm guessing we'll get a ride to the airport...and leave very early...meaning lots of time to corral Sherlock in a small space surrounded by security. (Past airport-waiting-time questions have included such gems as 'but IF you were going to make an aircraft crash how would you?' and 'Do you think you could hijack a plane with the things you ARE allowed to take in the cabin?')

Still...he's currently lying on the sofa in full snorkelling gear John said.

I'm going to get home and break the bad news to Maf...

REReader said...

You want to break in that snorkeling gear properly, surely.

(Those are good questions, the sort of questions you want security to be asking themselves--but I can't imagine they're they sort of questions security wants to hear anyone else asking!)

Desert Wanderer said...

Maybe Sherlock could work on how planes actually fly, since no one seems to know.

Greg Lestrade said...

Maf is sulking. John is having serious discussions with Mycroft. I'm being panted on by a dog. Sherlock has finally had his snorkelling gear removed and has gone to bed...although I very much doubt he's asleep.

REReader said...

Hey, DW! (That is something I very much prefer not to think about too hard, especially when I have to get on an airplane...)

I guess you shouldn't have told Maf about your holiday until tomorrow, L.

Desert Wanderer said...

I thought at first it said you were being painted on by a dog, and thought "Well of course. In that family...."

Greg Lestrade said...

the dogs prefer delicate charcoal for their artwork, DW.

And I'd rather hoped that the people who need to - aircraft designers etc. knew exactly how it all worked! But the best answer I've ever heard to anyone asking what makes planes/helicopters fly was from one of our very own choppercoppers - Money!

Desert Wanderer said...

The Dogs of War
British, 2013-?
DI Interrupted
Charcoal on skin
2.1 meters

They don't actually know how it works. They know that certain shapes of wing or types of design do different things, but they're not sure why. There are three kind of prevalent theories, but nothing concrete. This article explains it better.

Anonymous said...

Let us know your best guess before you actually read the destination board/tickets, L. The heat of August with a tube strike seems a fine time to get out of London!

-fA

Greg Lestrade said...

I reckon Spain or Portugal, on the coast. Possibly Italy or France, but...I think the first two are more likely. I don't think we're going long-haul, but I might be surprised! A few weeks on a tropical island would be lovely...Canary Islands, maybe???

Anonymous said...

They all sound pretty lovely, honestly!

-fA

Greg Lestrade said...

They do. John says I'll find out when we get to the departure gate... I might sneak a look at my boarding pass though ;)

And the cricket... What an unexpected at start!

John H. D. Watson said...

By the way...happy birthday, Greg. ;)

Greg Lestrade said...

And there was I thinking I got breakfast in bed this morning just for my charismatic personality... ;) thank you.

John H. D. Watson said...

I love you. You do also have a lovely personality. Thanks for spending another year of your life with me.

Desert Wanderer said...

Happy birthday to our favo(u)rite DI!

Greg Lestrade said...

I love you too. And thank you for planning all this, it is exciting.

And thank-you for making another year of my life so happy.

Sherlock said...

Next year you will be very old because half a century is very old so we should go to Australia

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday from this corner of the Internet! Sounds like you don't need well wishes for a good day, but have them anyway!

-fA

Desert Wandere said...

I agree with Sherlock, on all counts.

Anonymous said...

Oh Sherlock! Australia is an interesting destination, but I hope you someday find out how not-at-all old 50 can feel, if you're healthy!

I like the idea of doing something super-special for someone's 50th, though. Honestly, I just like the idea of celebrating anything possible. A viewpoint I didn't fully arrive at until after 50. ;-)

-fA

Anonymous said...

DW - just you wait. You'll find out all about how 'very old' 50 is and isn't, some day!

-fA

Greg Lestrade said...

I guess when it's 5 times older than you (plus a bit) it does seem old.

Anyway, I agree with the conclusion, if not the logic that led there.

REReader said...

Happy birthday, L! And enjoy the mystery holiday, everyone!

(I can say with some authority that 50 doesn't actually feel older than 49.)

(25, now, that felt older than 24. 25 felt like a landmark. 50, I didn't really notice.)

(But a major trip is always a good idea, whatever the excuse. :))

Anonymous said...

"But a major trip is always a good idea, whatever the excuse."

This is the heart of the matter, RR!

-fA

REReader said...

Right, fA?!

I always think of a story I heard about Rabbi Samson Hirsch (a well-known Jewish scholar and pulpit rabbi in Frankfurt, Germany, between the wars). He was getting ready for a trip and some of his students asked where he was going--to visit another congregation, perhaps, or a scholarly convention? "No," he answered, "I'm going to see Switzerland." "Isn't that a waste of time?" they asked. "When I die," Rabbi Hirsch said, "God might ask me what I think of His Alps. Am I supposed to tell Him I couldn't be bothered to go look at them?"

:)

Desert Wanderer said...

Do you have ideas of where in Australia you'd like to go, Sherlock? I can highly recommend Port Macquarie--absolutely gorgeous--and Brisbane. :)

Joolz said...

Happy birthday Greg. Hope you have a wonderful day leading in to an amazing, fun-filled holiday together. Hope you can spare us some snippets of your adventures and where you end up if you can find the time between all your excited snorkeling. Have fun :)

Greg Lestrade said...

21 was my landmark birthday ;)

But now....we are going to.....CROATIA. My husband is bloody amazing. And the boys. I can't quite believe it and was never going to guess in a million years.

REReader said...

Oh, wow! Croatia never occurred to me, but now it comes to me that it's supposed to have wonderful diving and beaches, right?

Greg Lestrade said...

Yeah, it has wonderful beaches and clear sea for diving. I think I may be more excited than Sherlock.

pandabob said...

I went to Croatia 12 years ago and it was really beautiful, I'm sure you'll have an amazing time especially because you're going with your boys :-)

Happy birthday Greg

Anonymous said...

Man, I have friends who've been there and they loved it. (And they went when it was too cold for swimming!).

Enjoy!

-fA

Small Hobbit said...

Happy Birthday! Have a great holiday!

Greg Lestrade said...

it is so beautiful. and warm. and by the sea!

Anon Without A Name said...

The holiday sounds fab - have a great time, all :-)

And happy birthday, Lestrade!

piplover said...

Happy birthday Lestrade! I hope you all are having a great time!

Lancs. Anon said...

Happy birthday! I hope you all have a brilliant time in Croatia.

Greg Lestrade said...

...and that want even the end. We picked up food and caught a boat to an island where we have an apartment. The sea is ten metres from our door...

REReader said...

Superior holiday planners you've got on hand there!

Anonymous said...

Niiiice!

- fA

Greg Lestrade said...

I don't have the words to express how amazing it all is. Just ate dinner on our terrace overlooking the sea after a nice swim and snorkel.

Desert Wanderer said...

It sounds absolutely perfect. You'll send us pictures, yes?

Anonymous said...

Photos, yes! So we can gently seethe with envy and/or vicariously enjoy what I hope is a wonderful holiday, depending on how mature we're feeling at the time.

-fA

Joolz said...

So how has your day been on your own little island? Have you seen some amazing sights under the Sea? It sounds just idyllic. Have a wonderful time. :)

Greg Lestrade said...

Just amazing. We explored our bit of coast today. Think we'll get canoes later in the week to go further. Is so beautiful.

Greg Lestrade said...

Another amazing day. we borrowed some bikes and went around the island, then for a swim there, loads of rocks to jump in off.

(wrote this entry hours ago, before dinner! Then got distracted by food and the chance of a very late night swim... better late than never, eh?)

REReader said...

Thank you for keeping us updated! (A vicarious holiday is definitely better than none at all. :))

Anonymous said...

Very late night swims are one of the most being-on-holiday things I can think of! (It's even better if one can also count on sleeping in the next day, but kids rarely allow one to waste so much perfectly good daylight!)

-fA

Unknown said...

wow, what a fantastic surprise getaway! also, happy belated birthday.
S

Tina said...

Hope you have a truly great time! And happy belated birthday :-)

Greg Lestrade said...

Thanks guys. Feels like we've been here for months, not just a few days.

Desert Wanderer said...

A very late night swim, hmmm? And just how late is late? Late enough for the boys to be in bed?

Greg Lestrade said...

yes! About half midnight, I suppose, our time. I wasn't watching the clock, but I posted that as we were drying off.

Canoeing tomorrow. Although I'm going with the dread pirate Sherlockbeard. So maybe not so relaxing...Mycroft and John's canoe might come under attack.

REReader said...

Avast, me hearties!

Anonymous said...

I'd say 'have fun righting the capsized canoes' but I think, somehow, that between you, John & Mycroft there's enough craftiness and physical competence to avert the worst consequences of Sherlock's bloodthirsty enthusiasm. May you and Pirate Sherlockbeard prevail!

- fA

Greg Lestrade said...

we were told they were 'uncapsizable'. Some of us took that as an assurance.

Others took it as a challenge.

We had an amazing day, though. We explored bits of coast you can't even reach on foot, and found some beautiful bays and places to snorkel. Also went to another nearby island.

REReader said...

And were they up to the challenge? :)

Sounds like another awesome day.

Greg Lestrade said...

they were.

They were just SOT canoes, so we could swim from them - or certain small people could.

Mycroft went wih John because he hasn't canoed since getting his shoulder shot to bits, and none of us knew if it'd be okay. I got the amphibious boy so I'd be the one to fall in if he did rock us over...

Anonymous said...

It sounds pretty great. Good vacation planners you've got.

(& will John be able to lift his arm tomorrow, does he think?)

-fA

John H. D. Watson said...

Anything is possible...

Greg Lestrade said...

with you three in charge I certainly believe anything is! ;)

Thank you for planning all this. Every moment has blown me away so far. I couldn't have imagined a more perfect holiday.

John H. D. Watson said...

I'm very glad you're enjoying it, love. It's nice to get away with all of us together.

Greg Lestrade said...

And the word 'boring' hasn't been uttered by our youngest since we got on the plane...it may actually be that this place has cast a spell.

Shall we canoe to a cove and build ourselves a shelter in the trees and never go home?

John H. D. Watson said...

Yes, let's. We can fish and ... things.

Joolz said...

I'm definitely liking the sound of ... things. ;) Midnight swims seem brilliant too.

It sounds absolutely amazing, I'm so happy you're all having such fun. Hope nobody is aching too badly after your piratical experiences yesterday. Here's to many more days of wonderful adventures. :)

Mrs Hudson said...

I'm so glad you boys are having a lovely time. Young Maftet keeps looking for you all, wandering about, up and down those stairs like a yoyo she is. She still sleeps on your pillow, John, even when you're not here.

REReader said...

Awwwwww. She's lucky to have you to look after her, Mrs Hudson.

Anonymous said...

Let's hope she doesn't institute some revenge for being left once you've returned safely to her domain . . .

-fA

Greg Lestrade said...

I explained very carefully to her that John planned this, not me, before we left.

Hope you're well, Mrs H, and not getting up to too much mischief while we're not there.

Tomorrow, I'm told, we're moving! Another island. Via a supermarket - or maybe it'll have one near the new digs. Because small people have eaten us out of house and home.

REReader said...

(Growing takes a lot of calories. :) )

A new sub-adventure, whee!

John H. D. Watson said...

Mrs H - tell her I miss her too. And thanks for looking after her.

Greg Lestrade said...

(not sure if J's talking about Maf or Anthea)

(if they find my body floating face down in the bay tomorrow one of the three of them took offence....but I died happy.)

Anonymous said...

I'll bet you're safe. Maf would probably want to torture you at length before death, John loves you, and Anthea would've gotten you long ago if your silliness was going to get that kind of drama out of her.

"A new island" sounds just so exotic and exciting!

-fA

John H. D. Watson said...

I was talking about Maf...unless Anthea is also sleeping on my pillow, in which case I'm concerned.

Greg Lestrade said...

You never know..

Mycroft has done wonderfully in his exams. Star that he is.p

And it's left hander's day apparently. I love the leftie in my life.

Anonymous said...

Congratulations Mycroft! I know you simply expect excellence of yourself, so may not think it's important to celebrate or even to note such accomplishments. But it IS. Life is full of challenges and setbacks, sad moments and tragedies. Allow yourself to enjoy your successes - whether they come easily or at great cost.

Fortunately, you are in a family that seems pretty good at celebrating the good in life.

- fA

Joolz said...

You said that with an almost curious air.. ;)

Congratulations Mycroft, that's just brilliant, I never doubted your skills for a minute and you've put so much dedication & hard work in to your studies so it's well deserved.

Hope the move has gone well & your new island is as wonderful as the last. Enjoy yourselves. :)

REReader said...

Congratulations, Mycroft. As everyone else, I am unsurprised--but that doesn't mean your achievement doesn't merit celebration; it definitely does!

Greg Lestrade said...

We've bought special Croatian cakes to celebrate - a selection from a little bakery near where we got off the ferry. And some octopus (to eat, not to party with). Our new apartment has a great barbeque outside on the terrace.

REReader said...

Aaaaand now I can't quite get rid of the mental image of an octopus wearing a party hat and holding various party-appropriate paraphenalia in its tentacles...

Greg Lestrade said...

another family are here - Croatians, from Zagreb, we share the barbeque on the terrace. They made us dessert - chocolate and meringue sandwiched between a banana cut lengthways with toffee sauce!! All heated a little over the fire. Amazing. They've got a girl, Maja who's 12 and a boy, Dino who's nine. Their Italian is very good, and their English is amazing for ones so young! Our Croatian is non-existent. Except for Mycroft, who's learning a bit.

Anonymous said...

Is that the Croatian version of S'mores?

Do you do s'mores in the UK? Little sandwiches of marshmallows roasted by the eater over a fire or grill and milk chocolate between graham crackers.

Anyway, sounds fun! (And special cakes are a great celebration.)

-fA

REReader said...

It does sound delicious.

(My grandmother was amazing at picking up languages, but more on the order of weeks than days!)

Greg Lestrade said...

no, we don't have s'mores, although I expect a lot of people know what they are nowadays, from TV and the net. It's traditional to toast marshmallows over the fire in the UK, but just to eat them straight off the stick/fork.

Really ought to go to bed....or we won't be ready for whatever the boys have planned for tomorrow.

Kestrel337 said...

The dessert sounds a little bit like banana boats.

Greg Lestrade said...

We are canoeing. To a bay you can only reach by boat. And camping there.

Do tents float?

pandabob said...

If it rains hard enough I'm sure they do Greg ;-)

Sat here looking at the pouring rain I'm really quite jealous of your canoeing weather ;-)

Greg Lestrade said...

We did see a cloud earlier... But it went away.

It is knocking on 36 degrees though!

I asked if there were wolves where we going...Sherlock says he hopes there's a kraken.

REReader said...

That would be more exciting than octopus for dinner, no question...

Yikes, that is HOT!

Anonymous said...

If Sherlock encounters a kraken, I INSIST you get pictures.

Yeah, it is miserably hot here, as well. But all the better for falling into the water!

-fA

Kestrel337 said...

My favorite kraken:

https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/P-12021.aspx

This would, perhaps, go with the piratical theme. But only for the adult crew!

Greg Lestrade said...

We are camping. And we don't even have a tent...we're just sleeping out. Sherlock suggested we tie the canoes to our toes, in case someone tried to steal them.

We're not doing that. We may be marooned on this island if canoe thieves pass by.

REReader said...

Pirates. Surely canoe-rustlers would be called pirates!

Joolz said...

How was sleeping out? I'm sure gazing up at the stars all night must have been amazing. :)

Hope you wake up and still possess the means to return to your own island. I'm sure Sherlock came up with another inventive method to keep the canoes safe. Have a wonderful time. :)

Greg Lestrade said...

our canoes were not stolen, by kraken, pirates or wolves. We had a wonderful night, with a camp fire and bedrolls on the beach.

Tonight we're back in the apartment....and tomorrow we get to boat back to the mainland and make our way back to the airport...and London.

Anonymous said...

All things must end, but I do wish you could have had a few more days. It sounds as if it's been delightful.

-fA

REReader said...

Are you safely back home, or still en route?

Greg Lestrade said...

we are now back, yup.

REReader said...

And is Maf annoyed with you all, or has she become a limpet? ;)

Welcome home!

Desert Wanderer said...

I'm sure that Doc, using his expertise in such matters, made sure that rustlers wouldn't be able to find you. The real questions is whether you ended up with more canoes than you started with. "Canoe" is only a few letters from "camel" after all.

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