Thursday, May 30, 2013

frasassi caves

Today, we went to the Frasassi Caves. This is on the way there: 



And these are the caves:


You're not supposed to take pictures, so we didn't, but there are plenty online if you want to see more. It was... I don't know. Beautiful, of course. Astonishing, fascinating. But more than that, too. There's a feeling of stillness and age and time there that I've only rarely experienced before. 

On a sillier note, Harry sent me this picture:



We might need one... 

Friday, May 24, 2013

one year later

The anniversary of Red's death is coming up. We'll be in Italy for it, actually. I'm hoping to steal some time before we go to visit his grave with Murray and Spence. And hopefully L if he doesn't mind. 

I went back and read the entry I wrote after it happened. Honestly, it still doesn't seem real, even after the funeral, even after a year has passed. Sometimes I still expect to get some stupid text or email from him. I miss him. 

He would've hated this poem, which isn't saying much, since he hated most poetry, but it's... I don't know. It seems right today. 

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

i got the job

I was expecting to be told thank you and we'll let you know in a week or two. Instead it was thank you and when can you start. Bit of a shock. I told her after 2 June, and she looked harried, but I don't see how I can start sooner. We leave for Italy at the end of this week. Which is very, very soon I suddenly realise.

She said she'd email me some information, and I have things to sign, and I should know my first shift date before we get back, assuming we have wifi there, not sure about that.

Meanwhile, I have laundry. And packing. And cleaning. And...something to confirm for tomorrow. But for now, I get to meet L and tell him the good news in person. :)

PS: telepathic rats

Monday, May 20, 2013

cupcakes

L crunched himself into some odd position at work today, as you've probably seen in his comments. As a result, I took his (my) bike home, and Sherlock took him home...via cupcakes and pizza. He's just said they have 12 cupcakes. Probably of all different icing and cake combinations. I think they spent at least half an hour in the shop debating.

I went to work in the allotment for a bit today, watering and pulling weeds and so on. The French beans have grown enormously:


Nothing else was that impressive, so no pictures. I texted the beans to L, and he suggested they were giant mutant city-eating beans. If this were a film, each individual bean in its pod would be an egg and hatch into something face-eating and horrible, but since it's not I think we'll probably just have beans more quickly than I expected. (Note: not more quickly than other people expected; I just had no idea how fast beans grow.) 

My interview is Wednesday. I'm sure I won't know anything definite for some time afterward, but hopefully they won't take too long about it. I'm foolishly (and uselessly) nervous about it. Be glad when it's over. 

Saturday, May 18, 2013

eurovision, cake, suits


This is the chocolate and peanut butter monstrosity L and Sherlock made for Jo and Lisa's Eurovision party tonight. Sherlock said I should help, so I stood nearby and ate bits of it when they weren't looking. I think that counts. (It's delicious.) The marshmallow coating is Sherlock's doing. He was sad we only had two colours. 

And we went suit shopping. With Sherlock. I always semi-expect him to be bored by clothes, but no. He has opinions and he wants to share them. I tried on many terrifying shirts today and bought one that I will probably never wear. It's not bad, really; it's just much brighter than I'm used to. I also got a couple that I will wear and a grey suit. 

Learned about this place from someone in the shop, which custom makes suits (and shirts) online. You send them your measurements, and they send you clothes that fit. Sounds like a brilliant idea to me. Except, of course, then I wouldn't be buying them with L, which is certainly a better experience than I've ever had buying them on my own. 

And soon we'll have cake to eat and Eurovision to mock. Hope you're all having a good day too. 

Thursday, May 16, 2013

i don't have a good title for this

Yesterday was nice and quiet after the unfortunate excitement of L's bike accident. Quiet anyway - not so nice for him, obviously. The bruises are pretty spectacular, and the muscle strains don't show, but they're just as bad. 

Sherlock asked him about seven times yesterday when he was getting a new bike. We thought it was just excitement at the idea of something new and shiny, but he seemed more worried about it than anything. L talked it over with him while they looked at new ones online. Turns out Sherlock was worried about it because last time L didn't have his bike was when he got kidnapped. So. There was that. We talked to him about it - mostly L talked to him about it - and I hope he feels better now. 

(Lestrade, you know you can borrow mine until you can get a new one, right? Not that I think you're going to put off buying one...)

And the allotment is proceeding:

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

pitch drop

From this site:

In 1927 Professor Parnell heated a sample of pitch and poured it into a glass funnel with a sealed stem. Three years were allowed for the pitch to settle, and in 1930 the sealed stem was cut. From that date on the pitch has slowly dripped out of the funnel - so slowly that now, 83 years later, the ninth drop is only just forming.

Pitch appears solid at room temperature, the site says, or even brittle. It'll shatter if you hit it with a hammer. But it's actually flowing down...very, very slowly. What it doesn't say on the site is why Parnell decided on pitch for his experiment, which I'd be interested to know. There's a video which shows a year's worth of (non)movement:


And there's a live webcam at the site. The only thing you'll see moving is the clock and the people staring at the pitch to try to see it move. It's sort of fascinating - not watching it, that's pretty boring, but the concept and the fact that it's been going on for so long, and that no one's ever seen it drip. Apparently when it goes, it happens quite quickly, in about a tenth of a second...every ten to twelve years.

I showed this to Sherlock. He was initially interested in the solid-that's-actually-a-visco-elastic-polymer concept and watched the webcam for a few minutes.

Sherlock: What happens when the next drop falls?

Me: What do you mean what happens? It...falls.

Sherlock: But what happens? Does it explode?

Me: No...

Sherlock: Then why is everyone so excited about it? It's already happened eight times.

He may have a point there. I'll probably still check the site every now and then for video of the ninth drop though. 

Monday, May 13, 2013

small growing things

Here are some tiny things coming up in the allotment that may or may not be sorrel. We didn't label things as well as we could have. 


And bleeding heart, which we put in Saturday with Mycroft before we had to give him back to the school. It seems happy so far. 



Mycroft also told me I shouldn't keep abusing my phone's camera apps like this, but I'm  not listening. When I was about nine, our neighbour gave me his old camera, which was cheap and plastic and broke almost immediately (probably didn't help that I dropped it in a pond...a few times...) and it took pictures like this. Which is why the apps sell so well, I imagine. Nostalgia? Of course, fifty percent of mine were of Harry making a face because she'd got between the camera and whatever I was taking a picture of. 

On the job front, I have an interview coming up. Wish me luck. I feel like I might need a better suit. 

Oh, and Muray says to tell you that he's started the process of leaving the Army and should get his 'soul and free will back in roughly seventeen years'. By which he means a few months. 

Friday, May 10, 2013

happy birthday, Mycroft!

(Look, I even capitalised your name, even though I never capitalise my subject lines because...I have no reason. But I know it bothers you to be improperly lower-cased.)

Mycroft is fifteen today. 

Fifteen. 

15. 

That doesn't look like any smaller of a number no matter how I write it. It seems enormously older than 12, which isn't exactly an earth-shattering revelation, but I'm still astonished every time I think about it. 

Mycroft, you're growing up into a wonderful, kind, thoughtful young man, and it makes me proud to know you. Happy birthday, and I hope this is a good year for you. 

Actually, Mycroft probably won't see this at least until tomorrow - he's studying hard as I believe his exams begin next week. Astronomy? I think it's astronomy first. So there can't be any weekend birthday trips unfortunately, but we are stealing him away tonight for dinner and cake and whatever else he wants - hopefully some relaxation, since school must be pretty stressful right now. 'Something quiet' was his request via text a few hours ago. We'll do our best. Might have to go and pick him up before Sherlock gets out of school to accomplish that. 

Sherlock is planning to make him this massive cake that is essentially two enormous chocolate merengues with whipped cream and berries in the middle. He wants to make it 'all by myself but Lestrade can help', which is how he likes to do his cooking these days. 

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Fridge art on the International Space Station: 

pic by Chris Hadfield, Canadian astronaut


Wednesday, May 8, 2013

worker bees

A multi-storied bee...dwelling. Made by architecture students in Buffalo, New York. There are more pictures here where you can see the outside, but I thought this one was the most interesting. 



Sherlock got very excited by this and asked if we could build one on the roof / at the allotment / in a park / on the roof of NSY (because 'they're not even using it for anything and the bees could see the fireworks from up there!'). I'm afraid normal beehives won't satisfy him now.

I just got an email from Dr Feelgood, coincidentally, about consulting a few years ago in a case where a man was stung to death by bees. He ended it with 'And that's when I moved to London'. 

Also in the email...I might have a job soon. One 12 hour shift a week to start with - I'd be on call, not necessarily working the whole time, obviously, but presumably there are days when you do work the full 12 hours, so I need to make sure L or Mrs Hudson will be available to look after Sherlock if I can't be. Need to make some calls, but...yeah. Could be starting soon. It's quite exciting. 

Monday, May 6, 2013

just going out, part xxi

We are at an undisclosed location in the countryside. Undisclosed to me, that is, because I fell asleep on the drive here, and no one will tell me where we've ended up... Doesn't matter that much, I suppose. It's green, and the dogs are enjoying because allowed to tear around in huge circles, leaping at dust motes and biting at grass. The grass must be particularly threatening. I just saw Deimos pull up a chunk of it by the roots and try to devour it savagely before he remembered it tasted like grass and spat it out again.

We're walking. We have a packed lunch to eat at some point. I have only the haziest memory of packing it, because for some reason I woke up around six and did it before I went back to bed. I think I thought it was a school day or something, which doesn't explain why I thought we all needed one. I think I'm becoming gradually more like one of the undead early in the morning. I suppose because L usually deals with things then, so I don't have to force myself to. Still, good job I'm not in medical school now, I'd never make it.

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Sherlock, last night: Can I have the middle of the paper towel roll when it's done?

Me: Probably. Why? (it's always better to ask)

Sherlock: So I can be an anteater.

Me: How are you going to get your tongue through there to eat ants?

Sherlock: I will have a prosthetic tongue with a stick and gum on the end so I can stick things to it.

Me: Of course you will. Silly question. 

Saturday, May 4, 2013

a post of pictures

First off, here's the one Nicky sent to L, asking if Greg-the-Florist had expanded his business... 


Sherlock's new shoes with exciting skulls and two colours of laces! 


Picture of a pond that Mycroft took. (I think it's really nice, I'm sending it to his mum too.) 


And a slightly blurry picture that I took with his phone of our blueberry bush in bloom... 


And when we got home, we made flapjacks, because...that's what you do after you have pizza for dinner?


 I swear we do eat quite a lot of vegetables. They just don't get discussed on here as often. And I never think to take pictures of peas or asparagus. Although they are quite nice looking when you think about it so perhaps I should. Well, maybe not peas. They're basically just small, green (sometimes wrinkled) balls. (I am now waiting to see what L will say about balls...)

Tomorrow...in theory at least...we're going rock climbing. There's a place that has all the gear and gives lessons for beginners. When I say 'we' I might mean Sherlock and Mycroft. L is remembering climbing a tree at Nicky's and the regret that followed, and I'm not sure how my shoulder will feel about it, but we'll certainly try, and I think the boys will love it. (Wish us luck.) 

Thursday, May 2, 2013

more greg the florist

Once again, part I have no idea...

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When he reached the kitchen the door banged closed in a breeze, making him jump out of his skin.

"Greg?" He called, pulling the door open and peering out into the darkness.

There was nothing there but silence and the rustling of the wind in the trees. 


John swallowed hard and called out again, louder. The darkness seemed to gain solidity around him with every unanswered cry. The second match singed his fingers, and he dropped it. Torch, he thought. There was one in the car.

The car was parked perhaps twenty yards away. That was nothing, he told himself. That was a short walk, even in the dark. And Greg would probably jump out at him along the way and scare him senseless. They'd have a laugh. Everything would be fine. 

He lit another match, fetched the car keys from the kitchen table, and stepped outside. 

The first thing he noticed was the cold. It had been chilly since they arrived, windy and wet, the normal sort of bone-chilling damp that you got this time of year. This was different. The air was so still. It hung around him, inside of him, a tangible weight in his lungs, like ice was forming in his throat with each breath. He ignored it and struck out for the car with a brisk step. 

Five feet out, he pressed the unlock button on the key fob. The locks whirred and clicked. The lights went on inside the car, and it was as if a spell was broken. Everything seemed lighter all at once, and John broke into a run. 

His hands shook with relief as he opened the door and found the torch, wedged under the passenger's seat. He flicked it on and shone it around, heart still beating far too fast. He saw the gravel drive, the house lit up a sickly yellow by the beam, the wet grass, the wood pile. 

The wood pile was sheltered under the eves of the house, pressed up against one stone wall. As he approached, he could see a deep scrape in the grave and then a foot print, as if someone had slipped and stomped down hard with the other foot to catch himself. He looked behind the wood pile, around the corner of the house, and flashed the torch down the short flight of stairs that led to the cellar. 

Something on the stairs caught his eye, and he moved closer. It was a long, jagged splinter of wood. A touch assured him it was dry. As if it had been stored, sheltered from the weather, with the little stack of kindling at the end of the wood pile. 

The obvious conclusion that Greg was in the cellar warred with the obvious question. He had no reason to go down there. John sure as hell didn't want to go down there, but he was moving already, thudding down the steps before he could change his mind. He shoved the door open. 

The space inside was completely dark. The torch beam caught Greg standing alone in the middle of the floor, arms at his sides, eyes open. 

"You scared the shit out of me!" John said, as he stepped in. 

Greg didn't respond. Didn't move. He was looking past John into empty space, eyes unfocused, pupils contracted to tiny black dots. 

"Greg?" John moved closer. Still no response. He caught Greg's shoulder and shook him once, gently. "Hey. Are you all right?" John tugged at his sleeve, and Greg stepped toward him. 

One step at a time, and without looking too hard into the shadows, John led him back up the stairs. The door was standing open as he had left it. The house lights were on again. 

Inside, sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of tea steaming in front of him, Greg finally looked at John instead of through him. "What happened?" Greg asked quietly. "You look...worried." 

John held onto his hand as hard as he dared and tried to think what to say.