Sunday, August 12, 2012

camping and fish and karate

This is Sherlock and I drew Lestrade wearing his uniform and also our tent because he told Mycroft we could go camping and I want to go near the sea and catch a fish. He's not camping in his uniform, it's only to show you what it looks like. I think it's kind of boring and he should have an enormous hat made of bears and a red jacket and shiny buttons but I told Lestrade that and he said then the criminals would see him coming and run away so maybe he's right, he's sort of like a ninja. 



That's the sea in the background and I didn't draw any fish but maybe I will when I catch one. 

Mycroft went to see his tutor so John and I did fun things like run around at the park and play tag with the dogs and then lunch and I did dog bowling outside because I'm not allowed to do it inside anymore and we tried to play Cluedo but it was stupid and the answer wasn't right and then John made me go the karate place and I thought it would be stupid but it was okay, I'd like to learn to kick hard like that. Then if bad guys came to our house again I could help Lestrade and John make them go away. Anthea says she'll come with us and watch a class to make sure they're doing it properly. 

I'm going to be seven soon and I think that means I should get to walk the dogs by myself so you should all tell John that because seven is really old and I bet he'd let Mycroft do it when he was seven. Now we're going to have dinner, it's chicken. 

92 comments:

Small Hobbit said...

Sherlock, that is a great picture. I think Lestrade looks good in his uniform. I agree he would look even smarter in a red jacket with shiny buttons, but he does have a point about the criminals seeing him easily. And I think it's a very good idea of Anthea's to watch the karate class to make sure they're doing in correctly.

Whilst seven is really old, I have a strong feeling that John will not let you walk the dogs by yourself, so I won't ask him.

Anon Without A Name said...

I like the drawing, Sherlock, I wish I could draw as well as you :-)

I'm sure that you'll enjoy karate; I used to do karate when I was a few years older then you. It was hard work, and frustrating at times, but a lot of fun and very satisfying.

I'm going to be seven soon and I think that means I should get to walk the dogs by myself so you should all tell John that because seven is really old

Seven is definitely older than six, and I'm sure that both John and Lestrade are impressed at how grown up you're becoming. Unfortunately, I think that walking the dogs alone is a bit more complicated than how old you are. I know that Mycroft has the dogs very well trained, but do they obey you as well as they do with Mycroft? If not, can you keep them under control when they don't want to behave (you might want to think about whether you would win a tug-of-war with them on the other side - maybe try that next time you take them to the park?). I think even Mycroft might not have been big enough when he was seven to have done that. Maybe though, if you're very nice to Mycroft, he'll work with you and the dogs so they do what you tell them, like they do for him?

Enjoy dinner :-)

Greg Lestrade said...

that's a brilliant picture, Sherlock. And I'm sure we'll get to camping and try to catch some fish.

I've got to protest that I don't actually ever wear a custodian's helmet now. I'm a DI!

Have you been good enough to stay up late for when I get home tonight?

REReader said...

That is a great picture, Sherlock! It gives me quite a good idea of what Lestrade looks like in his ninja-ish uniform. And I can see you have a really nice tent! Also, I really like that you showed the sun setting in the sea--I've seen lots of sunrises from the sea (but not sunsets because I live on the East Coast) so your picture really reminded me of that. I miss the beach!

I think karate is something you might like, so it's a good idea to try it and see. It can be very satisfying, as Nameless said, and it's a good feeling as you get better and better to know you can protect yourself, even if you never need to. And it's a very excellent thing that Anthea will check the class out to make sure it's a good one. Expertise is to be respected, and it's very nice of her to take the time to make sure you'll be taught right from the start.

Seven is quite grown up, it is true. But London is a big and busy city, and there are a lot of different things to consider. I think John is better able to assess the risks from London than I am from New York, so I have to defer to his expertise on that one. (I wouldn't think seven would be quite grown up enough for New York, I'm afraid.)

Sherlock said...

It's not a helmet, it's your hat!!! It got sort of tall because your head was the wrong size.

Greg Lestrade said...

Ah, I'm sorry - my head's sorry, too.

I can promise you that 7 isn't going to be old enough to take the dogs out on your own. I'm sorry, but honestly, Mycroft wouldn't have been allowed to either.

Sherlock said...

Nameless the dogs listen to me mostly, sometimes they don't come when I call them but they would have leashes when I was walking them so they couldn't run away, not like at the park sometimes. I think Mycroft should train them with a dog whistle.

Sherlock said...

You can see the brim part where it comes down! Sort of. Maybe I should use marker for that.

What about when I'm eight?

Greg Lestrade said...

I can now. I'm sorry. It just did look a bit like a custodian's helmet - the big tall ones that PCs sometimes wear and policemen are famous for.

I'm not sure 8 will be old enough either. We'll see.

REReader said...

Definitely a brim there! The hat is just tipped down a bit. :)

Sherlock said...

When you had one did you throw it at people like DW said that policeman she saw did?

Desert Wanderer said...

That's an impressive memory, Sherlock. I told that story almost a year ago!

Greg Lestrade said...

I don't remember ever throwing my helmet at anyone. Not very aerodynamic. Threw lots of other things at people though.

Sorry I didn't answer earlier, bit distracted.

Are you still up and watching the ceremony? I'm on the way back right now.

Sherlock said...

I WANT A BIG INFLATABLE OCTOPUS TO RIDE ON!

Greg Lestrade said...

(Just in case anyone was wondering, he did stay up for me to get home. He's still fairly hyper. And John just told both of us off for having a mini-mosh in the sitting room, because we might wake Mrs H. Sorry if we did, Mrs H...)

REReader said...

Are you watching the closing ceremonies, then? They won't start airing here until 7:00 or 7:30 pm--not sure which.

Anonymous said...

me too sherlock, shall we get one between us and share?

HM

Greg Lestrade said...

Yeah. If you can't watch it, then...eat a lot of cheese and fall asleep with every British number one single playing, you'll get roughly the same effect, I reckon.

Anon Without A Name said...

I think we all do now, Sherlock :-)

REReader said...

Oh, I'll watch it when it airs, there's nothing else on tonight! :D

Greg Lestrade said...

Mycroft's gone up to his room to try and see some Perseids instead.

Shame you can't watch it live, we could have tried to explain the incomprehensible bits to you.

Sherlock said...

Can I have banana smoothie?

Greg Lestrade said...

nope, it's late and that'll give you way too much energy.

I'll make you some warm milk if you want.

REReader said...

Shame you can't watch it live

But then NBC wouldn't get as much in advertising dollars, showing it out of primetime!


Now I'm hungry for a banana smoothie, too!

Small Hobbit said...

Explaining it might take longer than the actual programme though!

Sherlock said...

Milk with honey?

Greg Lestrade said...

At least roller skating nuns are a universal language...

Anon Without A Name said...

When it gets to the rollerblading nuns - just go with it :-)

Greg Lestrade said...

Yes, milk with honey if that's what you want.

Anonymous said...

...to say nothing of the chorus line of high-kicking Roman centurions...that was pretty spectacular.

Kate L (who hopes that all's well with all of you)

Sherlock said...

yes please and a cinnamon stick in it like you did before.

Greg Lestrade said...

You, Boyo, better promise you'll go to bed with no fuss once this is over.

Greg Lestrade said...

...and I'll make your Milk once Brian May's stopped playing.

Greg Lestrade said...

...he has a fox on one sleeve, a badger on the other.


This has to be a sign, right?

REReader said...

Nuns? Centurions? Foxes and badgers?

....you're making all this up, aren't you?

Anon Without A Name said...

Definite sign of... something, yes.

Jesse J is no Freddie Mercury, though, bless her.

Greg Lestrade said...

Told you, it's like a cheese-induced dream, set to music.

Mycroft, there's a man you should idolise - brilliant astronomer, out-of-this-world guitarist, all rolled into one. ;)

John H. D. Watson said...

Heh. I think Mycroft may be ignoring us now...

REReader said...

I should never have doubted you. (Clearly something I simply cannot miss!)

Sherlock said...

I want a light up rainbow wheel on my back like my wings!

Anonymous said...

I wasn't planning on watching the closing ceremonies, but I think I just changed my mind.

Sherlock, your picture is very evocative. I like the way your sea looks, and Lestrade is handsome in his uniform. But boy, that's a big fire! If we'd had a fire that big when I went camping at your age I think we'd have started a forest fire.

Seven is more grown up than six, but there are still things you won't be able to do because you aren't tall enough yet. (And when you are tall enough, you won't be able to ride on people's shoulders anymore.) I don't think you'll be able to walk the dogs entirely alone, but maybe you can practice with Mycroft or John there, to make sure that when you say "Heel" or give another command the dogs listen, and to work on getting your arms stronger for holding on to leashes and things.

Karate sounds like a great activity for you. It's something you can keep learning and doing and getting better at for a long time. And it takes a different kind of intelligence than being smart at school, which means it won't be boring.

rsf

Greg Lestrade said...

Hey, nobody turn off the tv before the credits have rolled completely and the lights have come up.

(....I think Samuel L Jackson is going to come in and tell Mo Farah that he's putting a team together...)

REReader said...

Just starting to air here!

Anonymous said...

My goodness... I'm watching the closing ceremonies now and I see what you mean about cheese dreams. This is... Whoa...

I do, however, want the soundtrack already.

rsf

REReader said...

I completely agree, rsf!

Oooh, look--Stomp!! (I knew they started in London, i disn't know if they still were performing there. :))

Kholly said...

Just checking in because people asked. Your good traffic thoughts definitely worked, we arrived with an hour to spare. Then my brother and my three nephews showed up and lugged all my stuff up all those stairs. It's great to have a good family.

Then over night my brother's car and my rental truck got towed because we had parked badly. But the tow lot isn't open on Sunday so instead of going back home today they had to stay. We made the best of it and went to play tourist. Over all it was inconvenient and probably expensive but not the end of the world. The truck was already empty. So now I can go off on my business trip this week and it will all be waiting for me when I get back.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Kholly. I'm glad you're settled, and I hope that you and your brother and nephews had a great time playing tourist!

rsf

REReader said...

Wow, KHolly, that's some adventure! But as you say, you got all your stuff into your new home, and got another day with your family, so not all bad... Glad you got there safely!

Anonymous said...

Oh, wow I forgot the olympics were ending! Of course, I haven't been actually watching any unless it was already on, but what I saw was great.

The airtime here is so awful though: they were aired from eight to midnight, which I don't think worked out well for a lot of people. And my family kept getting spoilers from our relatives in Texas...

Oregon Anon

Anonymous said...

Oregon Anon, you might want to turn on the closing ceremonies anyway. Not quite as unusual as the opening ceremonies, but it's definitely worth watching.

rsf

REReader said...

That is a very big octopus...

REReader said...

I want a flying bicycle!

REReader said...

Oh, well, if you'd have said the nuns and centurions were part of an Eric Idle number it would have made perfect sense!

Anonymous said...

RR, I started losing teeth around the time Annie Lennox showed up, and I haven't stopped gaping since. I am much amused by the fox and badger though.

The athletes are really enjoying the show, aren't they?

rsf

REReader said...

They certainly seem to be!

(My reaction to Annie Lenox's boat was to wonder where the Valkyries were. :D)

A from NW said...

...I'm watching the ceremonies right now (ugh, took NBC forever to start, and... well, I am now very intrigued by all your 'spoiler' comments =D

~ A from NW

Anonymous said...

I have to go to bed soon, early morning for work, so I'm DVR-ing it, but it sounds fascinating!

Greg Lestrade said...

Glad it went largely well, KHolly

We're having a nice morning, out on our bikes.

Anonymous said...

Motorbikes or pedal bikes? I thought Sherlock wasn't old enough to ride pillion yet.

Greg Lestrade said...

just pedal bikes, don't worry.

apparently might rain later, so tiring out children and dogs early ;)

REReader said...

Best of luck with that! (But it sounds like fun!. :))

REReader said...

Poking around the interwebs, I gather NBC cut a big chunk of the closing ceremonies--quite a lot indeed--but what I saw was distinctly entertaining ( if somewhat baffling!). Really, an amazingly smooth-running Okympics from start to finish!

Anonymous said...

NBC cut tons! Including the Who! D:

Come on, internet, someone's got to be putting out commemorative DVDs...

Bikes sound like fun. Has the traffic improved now that the Olympics are over?

rsf

REReader said...

Technically, NBC didn't CUT The Who, they showed them later--after that really annoying sitcom and the news. Of course, I didn't watch the sitcom or the news, so I missed most of The Who anyway, since I had no idea there was more to come. :/

Greg Lestrade said...

Ah, how I love thee, BBC.

Maybe you should all start a petition to get your own BBC. Except you'd struggle with a name, I suppose, the obvious one already having been taken...and, I suspect, struggle with getting people to pay the licence.

Anonymous said...

Later? As in after midnight? I had a doctor's appointment at 7:45 this morning, no way I could stay up that late.

I would happily pay the licensing fee for your BBC, Lestrade, if they'd let me stream it to my computer. And this from a person who won't pay for cable!

rsf

REReader said...

Yep, rsf, midnight-ish!

I dunno, L--we have PBS, which always has trouble getting people to donate. And there's BBC America, but you can't just get that by paying for it, you have to get a whole cable package of worthless channels at the same time. It's a conundrum!

Anonymous said...

how tired are the boys Lestrade? and more importantly how untired are you?

night shift tonight?

you seem to have been having fun with your day which is always good.

HM

Greg Lestrade said...

Ha, I fear I'm more tired than they are... I'm probably more at the level of the dogs, who are both flopped out taking up the whole kitchen, tongues lolling, one ear half-pricked for the sound of food...

It was a nice day though. And I THINK I'm going back to my team after these nights... fingers crossed!

Small Hobbit said...

Sounds like nanny!John may insist you flop for a bit, although the lolling tongue may be optional. Glad you had a good day.

Have crossed fingers for your return to your own team.

John H. D. Watson said...

Sherlock says he wants to go to some place where apparently you can walk ferrets...Do you know what he's talking about?

Greg Lestrade said...

I know a place you can walk llamas... that any good?

Sherlock said...

Llamas! Can you ride them too?

Greg Lestrade said...

Er, I don't think so. Not sure they like being ridden.

Sherlock said...

See it has goat and ferret walking!

http://www.farmergows.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=142&Itemid=127

Anon Without A Name said...

Did NBC censor "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life"? I admit to a definite childish glee when I heard Eric Idle sing "Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it".

Got my fingers crossed for your swift return to your team, Lestrade. Will you be back there permanently now, or will you switch back to CT again for the Paralympics? (I'm really looking forward to the Paralympics, and I'm not the only one - apparently there's been 2.1 million tickets sold already, compared to 150 thousand in Beijing).

Greg Lestrade said...

That does look pretty cool, Sherlock. Maybe we could go and stay for a few nights in a tipi? We could even ask Nicky and her lot if they wanted to come and camp, too. It's not far from them.

Sherlock said...

Yes!!

Greg Lestrade said...

Well, be on best behaviour for us while I'm on nights, and try not to annoy your brother too much, and as soon as I know for sure I'm back with my team I'll know my rest days, okay?

Sherlock said...

Okay. I'm helping with dinner and Mycroft is making a frozen thing for after.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Nameless, NBC bleeped Eric Idle. But it was clear what he sang anyway.

What are you making for dinner, Sherlock? And how can Mycroft freeze something that fast?

rsf

Sherlock said...

He's been making it foreverrrrr. He scrapes it up with a fork so it doesn't freeze solid, it's little ice crystals.

Dinner is broccoli and cheesy pasta shells.

Kholly said...

Broccoli and cheesy pasta sounds fantastic. Can you make enough for me too Sherlock? My life is too much chaos at the moment for actual cooking.

Sherlock said...

Yes there is A LOT and the dessert is raspberry flavour but it would be better with chocolate sauce so you bring that.

Anonymous said...

Mmm. Cheesy shells and broccoli. I think I know what I want for dinner now. Does Mycroft's creation have a name or is it something he just made up himself?

rsf

John H. D. Watson said...

I think it's called granita? L's made it before, though his was coffee flavour.

Anonymous said...

*googles "granita"* Oooh, that looks nice. Like a shaved ice with the flavoring already in the ice.

rsf

REReader said...

Mmmmm, broccoli and cheesy pasta sounds better than the cold chicken I'll be having! And I have to say that farm with all the animals looks pretty awesome. (Ferret walking! Who knew?!)

Small Hobbit said...

Oh yes, ferrets can be taken for walks. They have little harnesses - I found ones with pink polka dots if you're interested RR. And I have seen people taking ferrets for a walk, but that was at an agricultural college, which probably explains a lot.

REReader said...

Heh, SH--I don't know that the city is the best place to raise a ferret, so I'll pass on the pink-dotted harness, thanks! :D But I love the idea.

Greg Lestrade said...

I've seen people walking ferrets in London. Don't think they mind too much.

REReader said...

That actually got me interested, L! Unfortunately, being interested got me the info that it's illegal to own ferrets in NYC. :(

(Also I think I've got another migraine. Hurts.)

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